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URLesque came out with the top 100 Most Iconic Internet Videos. They accompany each video with a background story which is really cool if you have about 3+ hours to watch and read each one. So If you'd like to waste a whole bunch of time here is the list. Enjoy


100. Bad Day

99. Scarlet Takes A Tumble

98. Roomba Driver (Cat on a Roomba)

97. Worst Day of My Life (Crying Idol Girls)

96. Lip Dub - 'Flagpole Sitta'

95. Charlie the Unicorn

94. Winnebago Man

93. Leeroy Jenkins

92. Lightning Bolt

91. The Average Homeboy (Denny Blaze)

90. The Machine Is Us/ing Us

89. Corey Worthington Delaney

88. Gamer Freak Out (Angry German Kid)

87. Impossible Is Nothing (Worst Resume Ever)

86. Shiba Inu Puppy Cam

85. Dog Saves Injured Dog From Freeway

84. Trapped In An Elevator

83. All Your Base Are Belong To Us

82. Guinness World Record for Most T-Shirts Worn at One Time

81. Tron Guy

80. Bill O'Reilly Flips Out (We'll Do It Live!)

79. iJustine's iPhone Bill

78. Barack Roll

77. Nintendo 64 Kid

76. Kittens Inspired By Kittens

75. Look At That Horse

74. Tom Cruise's Scientology Video

73. Powerthirst

72. David Elsewhere

71. G.I. Joe Porkchop Sandwiches Mash-Up

70. Will It Blend?

69. Samwell, 'What What (In The Butt)'

68. Wii Fit Girl

67. Little Superstar

66. Randy Pausch's Last Lecture

65. Liam Sullivan's 'Shoes'

64. La Caida de Edgar (Edgar's Fall)

63. Gellieman, 'Aicha'

62. Peanut Butter Jelly Time

61. Inmate 'Thriller' Dance

60. Parry Gripp Remixes - 'Cat Flushing the Toilet'

59. Avril Lavigne, 'Girlfriend'

58. Whistle Tips With Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis

57. Breakdance Baby Kick

56. Cockroach vs. Weatherman

55. Potter Puppet Pals

54. Hahaha (Laughing Baby)

53. Howard Dean Scream

52. Fred

51. The Landlord

50. 2 Girls 1 Cup / Reaction Videos

49. Frozen Grand Central

48. Otters Holding Hands

47. Old Lady Punch

46. Daft Hands

45. One Man Band

44. 'Hey Jude' Kid

43. Fat Kid on a Rollercoaster

42. Afro Ninja

41. Skateboarding Dog

40. Christian Bale Freak Out

39. The Two Talking Cats

38. Obama Girl - 'I've Got a Crush on Obama'

37. Lonelygirl15

36. One Bank

35. will.i.am, 'Yes We Can

34. Guys Backflip Into Jeans

33. 'Shining' Trailer Remix

32. Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

31. Jib Jab, 'This Land'

30. Miss Teen South Carolina

29. Dramatic Chipmunk

28. Back Dorm Boys

27. Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, 'Crank That'

26. Exploding Whale

25. "Don't Tase Me, Bro"

24. Guitar ('Canon')

23. Free Hugs Campaign

22. Tay Zonday, 'Chocolate Rain'

21. 'One Night in Paris' (Paris Hilton Sex Tape)

20. The Evolution of Dance

19. Maze Scare Pranks

18. 'I Like Turtles'

17. Diet Coke and Mentos Eruption

16. 'Charlie Bit My Finger'

15. Noah Takes a Photo of Himself Every Day

14. 'Boom Goes the Dynamite'

13. OK Go, 'Here It Goes Again' Treadmill Video

12. Michael Richards' Racist Rant

11. Numa Numa

10. Sneezing Baby Panda

9. 'Lazy Sunday'

8. Where the Hell Is Matt?

7. David After Dentist

6. 'Never Gonna Give You Up' (Rick roll)

5. Chris Crocker, 'Leave Britney Alone'

4. Barack Obama's First YouTube Address

3. Grape Lady Falls

2. Christian The Lion

1. Star Wars Kid

Except this one. This one made me smile.

After reading Brandy's post at It's like I'm... mmmagic! about "Chickspeak," I have been inspired to create a list of "Dudespeak." If you have any more translations that I may have missed, let me know.


What he said: That sounds like a great idea!
What he meant: Stop talking so I can watch the game.

What he said: Your friend is a sweet girl
What he meant: Her looks could stop a charging rhino.

What he said: I can't find xxx
What he meant: Will you help me find xxx because it didn't fall into my lap when I called for it.

What he said: What girl?
What he meant: You mean the blonde or the brunette?

What he said: You remind me of the girls in Sex and the City.
What he meant: I hope you put out like Samantha.

What he said: Your parents for dinner sounds great!
What he meant: Do you smell BBQ... Wait WHAT?

What he said: I like that top.
What he meant: I can almost see a nipple.

What he said: It's a guy thing.
What he meant: It's not logical and I have no reasoning behind it.

What he said: What did I do this time?
What he meant: What did you catch me doing and how did you know!

What he said: I think it's cool you have a tongue ring, it's shows your adventurous.
What he meant: Did it come with a set of kneepads?

What he said: I just want to stay friends.
What he meant: Your really not that hot.

What he said: It would take to long to explain.
What he meant: I have no f***ing idea what I'm talking about and didn't expect you to call me out.

What he said: I've got my reasons
What he meant: Gimmie 10 minutes to figure out an excuse.

What he said: It's just a little cut.
What he meant: I JUST CUT MY F***ING ARM OFF CALL A DOCTOR!

What he said: You look great!
What he meant: You look like a blind person ran that into a clothes line but I'm starving so let's go.

What he said: No, I'm listening.
What he meant: I didn't hear a word you said but I don't want you to yell at me

On my way to work I was on the inbound Ike, a State Trooper squad pulls onto the expressway at Harlem. The squad was fully lit but only going about 40 mph. I was 2 cars back waiting for the trooper to pull someone over, but the squad just kept cruising behind a vehicle at a steady 40 mph. So we pass Austin and I'm starting to wonder why the hell the car won't pull over. If they were trying to make a break for it, 40 mph on a 4 lane expressway isn't going to cut it.

All of a sudden I see another squad hauling off the Austin exit in my rear view mirror. The second squad then joins the world's slowest police chase. All of a sudden from the left lane, using it's signals, the car they are behind pulls from the left lane to the middle lane, waits then shifts to right lane with both squads in tow, still moving at 40mph.

When the "offender" pulled off at Cicero I look over and it's a little old lady who is struggling to even look over the steering wheel. I love Chicago.

If you haven't heard or seen the Palin turkey fiasco, here is the amazing video! This woman makes me feel like really smart and she makes me sad for the Republicans who think this is their future.

PS. Sorry for two videos in two days. I'll work on having real content tomorrow.

Knowing that my NaBloPoMo days are numbered, as my life isn't all that interesting, I started hitting the Stumble! button to find something to blog about. After a while of finding nonsense I came across one of the greatest videos I have ever seen.

Without further ado: Freestyle Rap Battle - Translated

Our little buddy from mornings and two from afternoons sing Habenera...



PS
This is for fun, I love my co-workers. Sometimes this is all we're able to understand from them on the radio.

The Winnipeg Sun reported that police were dispatched to a call of a man on a roof causing a disturbance, who was apparently intoxicated.

When the Staff Sgt. Liz Chisholm arrived on the scene, the man stripped down to his sandals and did the bunny hop on the roof while slapping his ass. He did all this while drinking tequila out of a bucket.

Now don't get me wrong I dislike Canucks like the rest of the red-blooded American population, but how can you not love anyone who knows the bunny hop and drinks tequila out of a bucket. Now as for the slapping of the ass and being on the roof naked, you can find that at any collegate institution in America. I hope he gets off and someone throws a a few singles in his sandal strap.

So Dumb and Dumberer take their friend's lifeless body to a currency exchange to cash a social security check, and succeeded.

Apparently James O'Hare and David Daloia, had been placing their friend Virgilio Cintron in an office chair and going to the currency exchange with his check for months, three times a month. "He looked like that every morning," Daloia said "I didn't know he was dead."

Dip and Shit got arrested on charges of attempted forgery, attempted possession of a forged instrument and petty larceny. Miraculously some mystery person paid out their $1,000 each bail, and I'm sure they couldn't have been happier.

Now Mr. Daloia just doesn't understand why this would gain so much media attention. "I robbed banks that got less coverage than this."

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5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:
by Liz Kroll

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."