5:27 PM | Author:
So I gave into an internet phenomenon and started my own MyMiniCity. Basically it's a city builder in which you generate traffic to the site and you are rewarded with things like population, industry, transportation, security, improving the environment and business. You can also track your city's progress by subscribing to it's rss feed. It's totally pointless but I'm addicted to it anyway.

Make my city grow by clicking the links.
* Beavetown's Population
Bat Girl!
9:40 AM | Author:
Don't iTase me, Bro Sis!

The iTaser, from Taser International, is a taser marketed for women. It comes in such colors as pink, hot pink, red (for Valentine's day), and leopard pink and features an MP3 player. This will be a great addition for any woman's Bat Girl utility belt. Because really, who wants the hassle of carrying an iPod and their taser.

The streets are more terrifying now that every woman and sissy ass man that I clear my throat behind, are going to tase me while listening to Justin Timberlake's new hit. AWESOME!
As a woman, I was dumbfounded by Clinton's breakdown. She just reversed years of trying to prove that women could be as "strong" as men... Shame on you, Mrs. Clinton. And thanks for re-inforcing stereotypes we professional women have worked so hard to dispel.

~ Your a moron. You just set women back with that ignorant statement.

..Other countries already have female leaders, such as Philippines, Portugal, Germany, Pakistan, India, etc. Some American women just accept to be second-class citizens...

~ WTF!?!? I really hope you were high when you wrote this.

Boo Hoo an oscar winning performance. Tell me this was not calculated.

~ No it wasn't. It's called passion, I hope someday you could feel that way about our country.

...Until women proclaim their patriotism in writing, it's highly unlikely a woman will be voted our Commander in Chief. Sorry, but that is a FACT!!! Hillary go home and cook B.J. Clinton a nice steak dinner! Save the crying about Iowa until we Californian's show you just how we feel about a fem-sexist woman in a public office! Save your tears for when California get's done with your a$$, you're gonna need 'um. Stupid Biitch!

~ You are a sad little man and should be tar and feathered then dropped out of an airplane.

...Mrs. Clinton is indeed the best choice... men has ran this country, look where is are at.

~ You has written you opinion. You looks ignoramus.

She has my VOTE! 100% Its time for a woman to run the show.

~ That's just as ignorant as everything else I've read. Don't pick a candidate because of religion, sex, race, MTV, Facebook or even Oprah for that matter. Choose who you see best fit to run the United States of America.

The full article I have taken these reactions from can be found at ABC News. And yes, these are my personal thoughts on some of the moronic things that were said in the comments of this article.

Also FYI, in their everlasting quest to deliver the news truthfully and completely, the comments on this article are being deleted by ABC. It went from over 800+ comments, to 700, to 775 and now it's sitting at 701. I love free speech.
American Gladiators
1:19 PM | Author:
The revival of AG rocks. Crush is extremely hot and the new games are sweet. The weird thing is when they introduce the gladiators I get the sense of Rollerball or something. The next step will be fights to the death in true gladiatorial games.

I'll still watch and it's still awesome. The fact that a gladiator and a competitor got injured in the first episode was interesting. The challengers are nuts, all of them. That said I'd love to try out.