Bat Girl!
9:40 AM | Author:
Don't iTase me, Bro Sis!

The iTaser, from Taser International, is a taser marketed for women. It comes in such colors as pink, hot pink, red (for Valentine's day), and leopard pink and features an MP3 player. This will be a great addition for any woman's Bat Girl utility belt. Because really, who wants the hassle of carrying an iPod and their taser.

The streets are more terrifying now that every woman and sissy ass man that I clear my throat behind, are going to tase me while listening to Justin Timberlake's new hit. AWESOME!
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