Weekend at Virgilio's
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So Dumb and Dumberer take their friend's lifeless body to a currency exchange to cash a social security check, and succeeded.

Apparently James O'Hare and David Daloia, had been placing their friend Virgilio Cintron in an office chair and going to the currency exchange with his check for months, three times a month. "He looked like that every morning," Daloia said "I didn't know he was dead."

Dip and Shit got arrested on charges of attempted forgery, attempted possession of a forged instrument and petty larceny. Miraculously some mystery person paid out their $1,000 each bail, and I'm sure they couldn't have been happier.

Now Mr. Daloia just doesn't understand why this would gain so much media attention. "I robbed banks that got less coverage than this."

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I Want Change!
9:44 AM | Author:
We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
~Albert Einstein

TMZ here I come!
8:27 AM | Author:
I have to say I didn't really think that we would be getting in celebs at the hotel so quickly but we are. Last night Bobby Brown and Lisa Raye stayed at the hotel (separately) and had house parties. It was pretty cool seeing both of them and a little surreal.

They were both quite the party animals that's for sure. I can't say much but I can say that TMZ would have paid me alot for what I had seen if I had taken pictures.
Withdrawl has crazy effects
9:43 AM | Author:
It's been almost two weeks since I've been on the internet and I think I may be going through withdrawl. It's sad because I think about it a lot and feel like I've been separated from a good friend.

The main reason I've been off so long is all the overtime I've been getting at work. Now that it seems to have subsided a little, I went and got myself sick. Oh well, no rest for the wicked, as they say.

Things seem to be going pretty well for me right now. We just booked a photographer/videographer for the wedding, the job is awesome, Obama is gaining some serious momentem in the primaries, I got some new kick ass shoes and I'm starting to get over this bug. Not having much to complain about is a fantabulous feeling.

Hopefully I can get back to Hobowars and StumbleUpon soon enough.